OPEN HEAVEN DAILY DEVOTIONAL: FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 12TH

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TOPIC: SPIRITUAL EYES II MEMORISE :  Open thou mine eyes, that I may behold wondrous things out of thy law.  Psalm 119:18 READ :  2 Kings 6:15-23  15 And when the servant of the man of God was risen early, and gone forth, behold, an host compassed the city both with horses and chariots. And his servant said unto him, Alas, my master! how shall we do? 16 And he answered, Fear not: for they that be with us are more than they that be with them. 17 And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha. 18 And when they came down to him, Elisha prayed unto the LORD, and said, Smite this people, I pray thee, with blindness. And he smote them with blindness according to the word of Elisha. 19 And Elisha said unto them, This is not the way, neither is this the city: follow me, and I will bring you to the man...

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I wrote JAMB but my mum was worried cos I have stayed at home for 7 years, so everybody wanted me to go to school. I had to leave house for UNILORIN to visit my friends, then I had malaria and was in their health centre, I called my mum to let her know. Me: mummy, ekaasan ma (good afternoon ma) mum: Bawo ni omo mi?(how are you) Me: mo wa ni UNILORIN, won ti admit mi (I am at UNILORIN on admission) mum: Eeeh, omo mi ti ri ADMISSION!!! (yes! my son has gotten admission) Me: Noooo, mummy malaria ni mo ni (no mummy, I have malaria) mum: oluwaseun ooo, malaria course ni won fun e, kaa daada o (thank God my son is going to study malaria, make sure u study very well) me: won ma discharge mi l'ola (I will be discharged tomorrow) mum: oloun maje, 4 years ni wa lo o (God for bid, u will be there for 4 years)

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