OPEN HEAVENS DEVOTIONAL: MONzDAY, AUGUST 10, 2026

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TOPIC: YOUR LEGACY IS NOT FOR SALE MEMORISE A good man leaveth an inheritance to his children’s children: and the wealth of the sinner is laid up for the just. Proverbs 13:22 READ : 2 Kings 20:12-19 12 At that time Berodachbaladan, the son of Baladan, king of Babylon, sent letters and a present unto Hezekiah: for he had heard that Hezekiah had been sick. 13 And Hezekiah hearkened unto them, and shewed them all the house of his precious things, the silver, and the gold, and the spices, and the precious ointment, and all the house of his armour, and all that was found in his treasures: there was nothing in his house, nor in all his dominion, that Hezekiah shewed them not. 14 Then came Isaiah the prophet unto king Hezekiah, and said unto him, What said these men? and from whence came they unto thee? And Hezekiah said, They are come from a far country, even from Babylon. 15 And he said, What have they seen in thine house? And Hezekiah answered, All the things that are in mine house have th...

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I wrote JAMB but my mum was worried cos I have stayed at home for 7 years, so everybody wanted me to go to school. I had to leave house for UNILORIN to visit my friends, then I had malaria and was in their health centre, I called my mum to let her know. Me: mummy, ekaasan ma (good afternoon ma) mum: Bawo ni omo mi?(how are you) Me: mo wa ni UNILORIN, won ti admit mi (I am at UNILORIN on admission) mum: Eeeh, omo mi ti ri ADMISSION!!! (yes! my son has gotten admission) Me: Noooo, mummy malaria ni mo ni (no mummy, I have malaria) mum: oluwaseun ooo, malaria course ni won fun e, kaa daada o (thank God my son is going to study malaria, make sure u study very well) me: won ma discharge mi l'ola (I will be discharged tomorrow) mum: oloun maje, 4 years ni wa lo o (God for bid, u will be there for 4 years)

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