OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL: SUNDAY, 29, JUNE 2025

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TOPIC:  COVENANT PARTNERSHIP WITH GOD MEMORISE :    And said, O LORD God of Israel, there is no God like thee in the heaven, nor in the earth; which keepest covenant, and shewest mercy unto thy servants, that walk before thee with all their hearts: 2 Chronicles 6:14 READ : 2 Kings 4:8-37                                                         8 And it fell on a day, that Elisha passed to Shunem, where was a great woman; and she constrained him to eat bread. And so it was, that as oft as he passed by, he turned in thither to eat bread. 9 And she said unto her husband, Behold now, I perceive that this is an holy man of God, which passeth by us continually. 10 Let us make a little chamber, I pray thee, on the wall; and let us set for him there a bed, and a table, and a stool, and a candlestick: and it shall be, when he cometh to us, that...

Jokes

I wrote JAMB but my mum was worried cos I have stayed at home for 7 years, so everybody wanted me to go to school. I had to leave house for UNILORIN to visit my friends, then I had malaria and was in their health centre, I called my mum to let her know. Me: mummy, ekaasan ma (good afternoon ma) mum: Bawo ni omo mi?(how are you) Me: mo wa ni UNILORIN, won ti admit mi (I am at UNILORIN on admission) mum: Eeeh, omo mi ti ri ADMISSION!!! (yes! my son has gotten admission) Me: Noooo, mummy malaria ni mo ni (no mummy, I have malaria) mum: oluwaseun ooo, malaria course ni won fun e, kaa daada o (thank God my son is going to study malaria, make sure u study very well) me: won ma discharge mi l'ola (I will be discharged tomorrow) mum: oloun maje, 4 years ni wa lo o (God for bid, u will be there for 4 years)

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